THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS PINK PENGUINS

Game release data

Name: Yume Penguin Monogatari
Japanese name: 夢ペンギン物語
Originally published on: January 25, 1991
Published by: Konami
Platform: Famicom
Genre: Side-scrolling Adventure
Progress: 100%

License

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License.
The following patch is available under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported (CC BY-NC-SA 3.0) license. In broad terms, this means:

TL;DR: Don't sell reproduction carts of this game translation; if you're going to retranslate the game, be sure to credit the team that created the original patch; and don't distribute patched versions of the game in any way, shape, or form - including prepatched roms AND reproduction carts.

Buy a flash cart instead of wasting your money on an expensive reproduction card that uses EEPROM chips which lose their data after a few years. Or, use a console-based or PC emulator. I'm totally fine with that. Please don't give your money to people who profit from stuff game translators do for free.

Downloads

Version 1.021 Patch (9,366 bytes, released on December 25, 2006)

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Comments

Why do I always choose the weird games? Anyway, I don't remember why I started translating this game, I just found it funny for some reason. You're a penguin that kills enemies by yelling at them or kicking them, dammit! And you're fat! And if you're not thin, the game ends! And you take diet pills to thin up!

PC? Whazzat?

In this game, you play Penta, a somewhat chubby penguin who's been dumped by his girlfriend, Penko, who's now the main squeeze of a pimp - er, a penguin named Ginji. And it's up to you to prove that you're deserving of Penko's love.

Screenshots
Don't they make a kyoote couple?Ginji sure knows how to choose dem hos.
POW!Note: Hitting enemies with your gut head-on won't work.